In the Beginning

Hello, My name is Frodo Baggipants. I was the newest addition to this human zoo until 4 days ago when Sue Ann, the one who feeds me, brought home two more turtles. She is telling everyone she rescued them, but I think she is just a sucker for a cute face. Not that these turtles are cute by any means. In fact Katrina, another human that I like to snuggle with, called one of the turtles Freddy Krueger because it has some really long front claws. The other turtles name is Butch.
Anyways, as I was saying, I was the newest addition. Sue Ann and Katrina brought me here almost 6 weeks ago. I came from the Misti Rose Ranch, where I was born on August 1, 2010. There were a lot of animals at the ranch too, but humans kept coming and giving them new homes. My first human, Misti, called me Dermot, but for some reason Sue Ann and Katrina thought I looked like a "Frodo Baggipants". I like the name because I heard it was the name of a famous Veggie Tales adventurer (and maybe some other hobbit from long ago)! My mom's name is Emma and my dad's name is Snorks. They both still live with Misti. I do have my step sister Sophie with me at this human zoo. She was born June 30, 2010. Her mom's name is Shelby. She is older than me so she thinks she can push me around, okay maybe it's because she is more than 20 pounds heavier than I am. The part I don't like the most is when Sophie pushes me away from my favorite register, especially when the heat comes on. That nose of hers just picks me up and pushes me away. She does keep me pretty warm once she settles down though.
Well, I do have a lot more to tell you about my other humans and the rest of the zoo, but since I don't have fingers and thumbs Sue Ann is to do the typing and she has to finish her homework.
Bye for Now!!!